Weirdos

Just so many weirdos out there.

Having spent as little time as possible on Yahoo IM over the past several months, I kind of forgot why I had a funny feeling everytime I signed in.

Now I remember.

I'm still not sure why I tried leaving it online for longer than an hour again. Probably Suddenly Single Syndrome. Well, I will blame everything on it anyway.

Jasus, you wouldn't believe how weird some people are.

Yesterday winner was this guy... out of nobloodywhere, he sent me "sure about that" via Yahoo IM. I made a mistake by replying "?????". And he went on the Hi-How-Are-You routine. I was working, so didn't check it right away. In the next minute (that is 60 seconds), he sent "Hi Kay. How are you? Are you there? Talk to me. I know you are there, talk to me. What's it with you?"

I was confused, didn't exactly know what to do. So, I lectured him a bit about manners and sent him on Ignore list.

Today was not any better. I got only two. But it's all about quality, not quantity, baby!

The first one, I did hesitate to reply since, from his ID, I guessed he would be a bit out there. I was right. The convo went on like this..

Weirdo: what are you doing?
Kay: working
Weirdo: boring
Weirdo: i'm home
Kay: some of us have to work for a living
Weirdo: just got the day off
Kay: right
Weirdo: do you work with anyone you want to fuck?
.................... (after a long pause, I resumed)
Kay: you know, i did hesitate when i first saw your ID. but i'm certain now. so, please just go fuck yourself. :) ciao!

And he made his way to my Ignore list.

The second one arrived fairly shortly after the first one's departure.

He seemed sane at first. But then, "can i ask you a naughty question?" I made it clear that no, no naughty question and explained it nicely why. I think it is extremely strange to go around asking strangers a "naughty question". Told him I just got one earlier, so no more. He asked "what was it? let me guess. he asked what colour your panties are?"

I told him in a damn certain tone that I wouldn't talk about it so he may as well quit asking.

Never mind, he was okay with that. So, that was his naughty question for me anyway.

He wanted to know my knickers' colour.

I just don't understand these people.